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…but one Dan may have been harmed in Extreme Stumpy 2007.

No chickens were harmed in Extreme Stumpy 2007...

$There are some things I just never thought I\'d see.$

$A chicken in children\'s pyjamas plays stumpy.$

Dan enjoying his drink. Just for a change, you understand.

A very confused looking chicken watches on as someone tries to steal Randy.

$MacKay taking a minute to contemplate the great significance of the defeat he\'s just suffered in the eyes of Little Gill.$

$I\'m not sure what Shez and the chicken are up to here, but Roddy looks very interested.$

$\"No I\'m not going to share it with you\".$

$As if Dan in kids pyjamas wasn\'t a shocking enough sight, here he is with a chicken\'s head.$

These pyjamas are available now from your local BHS. They are £9.99. Dan is modelling the size for children aged 7-8 years.

The course has to be fixed following a disastrous round by Coz.

$Dan taking great amusement in MacKay\'s attempt to get through the train. Yes that\'s right, I said train.$

$Dan gives his thoughts on proceedings. We\'re not sure whether they were coherent thoughts or not.$

The chicken tells Dan exactly where he can go!

$Nige requires outside clarification that he is seeing what he thinks he\'s seeing.$

Next disturbing photo. Dan in skin tight something or others. And a walking, talking chicken.

$Dan gets ready for a somersault and half pike into the puddle below while Ash (Ash\'s mum please note we are looking after him - we sent him to bed with a hot chocolate shortly afterwards) enjoys the Scottish summer.$

$Thankfully Dan gets the message and hides his gloves from the camera. Shame he\'s nicked this one to keeper.$