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Austin helps to replace the bails he probably kicked off in a fine display of keeping.

How to dislocate a shoulder in one easy step.

Much better this time, and it disappears.

Note the classic technique from Austin - eyes closed, head up in the air, playing across the line, one hand on the bat, then get up and run the byes.

Austin reads womens magazines

Austin is very proud of his reverse parking

Austin attempts to reverse park

$If this man wasn\'t West Indian I don’t think he could pull off this hat.$

An interesting angle if ever there was one.

In the background the standard balloons are set out for tea.

Austin grabs a quick glimpse of the happenings in the stand.

$Austin and the wicketkeeper share a \"moment\".$

$Baz: \"Look Austin, just ignore what\'s going on in the stand\"$

Someone attempts to remove Austin.

Chicken v Austin - what a contest!

MacKay flashes a bit of leg.

Austin, no longer breathing in.

Spud attempts to lift a very drunk Randy.

Austin and Shez showing what it means to them to be part of a team.

Shez and Austin enjoy some team bonding exercises.

The course has to be fixed following a disastrous round by Coz.

Austin addresses those too sensible/sober to take part in extreme stumpy.

Austin demonstrates much better stumpy technique.

More naked Austin. Great.