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This clearly shows why Austin should never drink

The two hats which should be ceremonially burned at the end of the season in one photo

What does he look like? Long blonde hair, a ridiculous floppy hat, yellow sun glasses, long sleeved cricket top… can someone please give this boy some fashion advice!

Austin goes into attack mode

An elegant stroke if ever there was one from Austin

Dan wonders where it all went wrong for his stumpy team

$Spud points and laughs at Austin\'s hair while Nige, clearly jealous of Austin\'s locks, restrains him$

$The girl that Shez was chatting up takes a turn. Oops that\'s Austin. My mistake.$

Austin has to try and keep his hair out of the bottle whilst attempting to take a swig. Shave it! You know it makes sense!

Yawn.

And a swing and a miss!

$That\'s an elaborate backswing for a block!$

Long hair bowling to longer hair.

$Don\'t let the non defensive nature of this shot fool you. It was probably still a dot ball.$

Another dot ball.

$This shot has been played before the ball has been bowled - what do you mean we\'re not playing draws?$

Batting out for the draw

The start of the game with Accies in pyjamas

Austin takes a nap

Dispatched (I think)

$Austin think he\'s umpire and signals leg byes$

Austin has a tail