Neil Dowers Images

$I\'d managed to blank out this image with the help of several counselling sessions, all in vain thanks to this photo. My poor eyes!$

All sorts of child protection issues here with Coz. At least Claire is doing the decent thing by attempting to hide the sight of half naked Austin from the world.

Our first contender (of many) for most disturbing photo of the year - naked Shez and naked Austin with Dodson in a chicken suit. I must warn you however, it gets worse, a lot worse.

$He probably hasn\'t paid for this one to be shown. Yes! Got him! It\'s usually Fritzy we get for these sorts of pictures.$

$Is Austin paying to be in these photos so often? If another batsman could spend some time at the crease I\'d be much obliged.$

Austin sweeps. Sweeps the ball that is. I know it is usually the hair out of his face.

Austin does a jig at the crease.

Do we get royalties from Lloyds TSB for not only taking lots of pictures of them but also mentioning them in the captions?

Proof, if ever it was needed, that every team has its Nige.

Austin. Again.

Seriously. I could accept them more if he would at least cut his hair.

Can we have some pictures of people other than Austin next week? Please.

Austin holds the pose so the camera can catch it.

Some runs for Austin.

Austin falling backwards due to the weight of his hair.

The pitch is so wet the ball pitches and sticks.

$Austin adopts the close the eyes and hope shot. I\'m a fan of that one myself.$

$What did Austin\'s poor hat do to deserve that treatment?$

$Austin\'s hair gets in his way. Again. Rumour has it his girlfriend wants it cut off. The petition starts here!$

Austin, a face of concentration now his hair has been fixed.

The young and the old. The long flowing locks and the bald. The fixing his hair and the getting ready to catch. Austin and Nige.

What is Austin looking at?

Austin runs away from what comes out of his hair while Ed looks on clearly shocked by what he has seen

Austin still doing his best to keep at least 10 yards away from Nige (and his razor) at all times